I Fuck Dragons Like You for Breakfast.

Anonymous asked: How can I find more dragons to fight? And how can I make sure that they will not ignore me and fly away?

I’m not sure you can force them to notice you; I’ve had that problem too. As far as finding more goes, progress through the main quest—the further in the more you will encounter. Try and stay out doors, wander (there are dragon ‘sites’ randomly around, usually in mountains, and use your Shouts. The more you use shouts the more your chances of getting a ‘letter from a friend’ increase; and you may know this by now, but those letters lead you to a word wall which sometimes will have a dragon with it. Hope I helped; it should, I have like 7 souls to spare right now. Those mother fuckers love me.

Also

My phone is a complete piece, and so is this tumblr app, but there’s awesome new footage out; I tried to post it here but my phone thought it would be funny to put it on my other blog. I know it’s an inconvenience but If you’re interested check it out on fingolsays.tumblr.com while I try and figure out how to get it here.

Awesome news:

Apparently there are ‘infinite quests’; for example say you’ve beaten the game and all quest lines, if you’re part of the Dark Brotherhood random assassination targets will be generated infinitely afterward. Or, say, for the thieves guild random objects to be stolen will be generated.
That’s right. Get your hands out of your pants, sicko.

What would you guys do

If Bethesda said “Just kidding, we meant 11.11.12. :)”
With the smiley face and everything.
And then they said your moms a whore.

Alright, well …

  Roughly 2 hours after that last post I broke and went to watch it only to find that its been taken down. Bastards.

So

I hear a leaked version of skyrim is out and causing a lot of spoilers on tumblr … Just so everyone knows I won’t be posting or reblogging any. I did, however, see a post of the first 30 minutes of gameplay I was tempted to watch and reblog though. Managed to resist, but who knows how long; 20 bucks says I watch that video by the tenth. Or the fourth.